Onechanbara Bikini Samurai Squad
Quite possibly the stupidest game ever made…
Ok, so this will be the shortest review in the history of wrixel.
This is mainly due to the fact that having forced myself to play this game, I don’t want to waste any more time on it.
A couple months back I commented how I thought the Onechanbara trailer was horrendous.
Regardless I decided to give the game a try. Scantily clad women hunting zombies, SURE thing right? WRONG. While the game succeeds in luring gamers with pretty girls, boob friendly physics and pretty CGs, it fails horribly in everything else.
The first area where Onechanbara fails is in Gameplay. The game is a basic hack & slasher but it even fails to keep THAT entertaining. “Combos” are uninspired and bosses are a joke. Seriously, slicing a monsters ass for 4 minutes is not fun. The controls are pretty straight forward and the camera is pretty good for the most part but the game is just boring. There is nothing motivating me to get to the next level.
Check out this video…its basically this throughout the WHOLE GAME.
The music and soundfxs are annoying and don’t really vary from level to level.
The graphics aren’t anything special. In fact the zombies don’t even look complete. Only the main Character looks great (obviously she’s the only reason why anyone would buy this game). I wouldn’t be surprised if you said it was on PS2.
Am I being to critical with this game? Maybe. The game is boring and offers nothing but hot virtual babes. If you need a virtual hottie fix, get DOA Beach volleyball, or SB3. I mean if you are going to be a perv might as well go all out.
I DO NOT recommend picking this game up. I’ve already tainted my poor xbox with such trash…oh the sacrifices I make…